a bunch of dudes were coming to see our 7 pm Dorks showing last night. Two of the guys accidentally bought tickets to see the wrong show. They ran over to the Fringe Fort and tried to convince the box office to switch their tickets. They came back to us just before the show started with their e-ticket in hand that had a box office agents handwriting on it.
“See,” they said waving the sheet at me, “they said we could come in.”
I took a look at the handwritten note. It said “Admit Two Dorks.”